#also actual Klelijah
Oh, and here. Valentine’s Schmalentine’s. The hearts of your enemies is always a romantic gesture.
Dear Klaus. One dead witch. Enjoy. Happy Valentine’s day. See you when you’re done howling at the moon.
What was their first kiss like: Surprisingly soft, and tender. She’d been passing through the village, interested primarily in Esther (being a witch), and wanted to delve more into that. What she hadn’t expected was meeting Niklaus, finding him so charming, and endearing. His familial relationship was of curiosity to her, though the more time she spent with Klaus, the more time she came to appreciate him as an independent being, his value more from his intellect and charisma. She instigated that first kiss, when he was still mortal, when he had no idea who or what she truly was.
Where were they their first time having sex: In the woods. It wasn’t supposed to happen, nor had Aphrodite intended to stay long enough for things to progress that far. But one thing led to another, and her ravenous hunger for the surprising, supernatural power that fueled Niklaus led her to drag him away from the prying eyes of his community, to a secluded grove. There she told him what she was, strongly came on to him, and the results was a rather aggressive romp among the leaves.
Who is louder: Generally speaking? Aphrodite. She doesn’t really ever hold back, and loves vocalizing just how he affects her, how every little touch seems to fill her entirely. That’s not to say that Klaus can’t be loud, but the Goddess takes it as a pleasure, almost.
Who wakes up first: Niklaus, of course. She’s quite lazy, and loves nothing more than an afternoon spent in bed, after a night of love-making, blankets sort of haphazardly draped over her body. Once he leaves the bed, she’s usually awake— though pretends to still be asleep, in hopes of him being enticed to crawl back to bed and wake her up with a kiss. Or two. Or a little oral.
Favorite form of foreplay: It … depends, in all reality. At times, words are enough to incite notions of sexuality, to arouse her to a state of wantoness. She’s taken to wearing stockings with garter belts, and one of his shirts and that’s it; every conversation is foreplay, every lingering look meant to push into frenzy. Aphrodite is also learning that she likes biting a lot more than anticipated, and happily will allow Klaus to feed on her, as the whole notion is entirely erotic to her.
Who performs/receives oral more often: It’s a sense of give and take. Aphrodite absolutely loves showering affection upon Niklaus in any means she can, and goodness knows she loves the taste of his cock. Making him squirm, encouraging his hands to fist into her hair and thrust forcefully into her throat can make the deity utterly giddy— though it really is an equal pleasure to spread her legs for him. It’s a surprise, the heights he can push her to with tongue and fingers alone. Aphrodite prefers performing to receiving, making her allowances of his eating her out a little more rare in the relationship.
What kink they most often use: It’s more of an exploration, really. She’s versed in all means of sex, and lately, is perfectly happy to let Klaus practice dominance over her. She means it as a way to rebuild him, to show that even a God on High might place herself so very willingly in his hands, allow him to both worship and punish her as he sees fit. Other kinks include biting and bloodplay. Surprisingly enough, however, Aphrodite is more fond of the healing that comes from their more vanilla liaisons, from laying in bed, and playing with his hair, and talking about everything and nothing. She truly does love him.
If they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it include: If Klaus would allow it? Rebekah.
what do mashed potatoes smell like?
heh remember when I did Klinn sexcannons and then an anon stormed into my askbox angrily and nohpe. never doing that meme again.
so does this mean niklaus’ name is really niklaus notmikaelson
you can’t post smut memes and expect me not to throw them at you.